Do you sometimes feel the urge to make Spurious Correlations, especially after a rough day at work? Are you wondering if the data you meticulously mashed together doesn’t belong in the same bucket at all? Do you want some friendly advice on your use of statistics or analytics? Do you hate lies and misportrayals and want to make the world a better place one honest fact at a time? Then please, have a seat, and welcome to Correlators anonymous.